An Irish man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passess a little maths test.?

Question

Here is your first question, the foreman said. Without using
numbers,represent the number 9.
Without numbers? The Irishman says, Dat is easy. And proceeds to draw three trees.
What's this? the boss asks?
Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine, says the
Irishman .
Fair enough, says the boss.
Here's your second question.
Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.
The Irishman stares into space for a while, then picks up the
picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. Ere you go.
The boss scratches his head and says, How on earth do you get that to represent 99?
Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty
tree,and dirty tree. Dat is 99.
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire
this Irishman , so he saysays, All right, last question.Same rules again, but represent the number 100.The Irishman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little marks

at the base of each tree and says,
>"Ere
>you
>go. One hundred."

>The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
>
>represents a hundred!"
>
>The Irishman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of
each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So
>now
>you
>got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and
a turd, which makes one hundred."

Answer 1

That's a great joke. You're hired.

Answer 2

Just an example of an Irishman being smarter than a Foreman!....lol

Answer 3

That's one smart Irishman.

Answer 4

funny like but why is it always the irishman. heres one 4 you
3 paddys paddy irishman paddy english man paddy scots man are all arrested and thrown in jail, for 25 years, a jenie appears to each of them granting them a wish.
anything you want he says i will give to you, paddy scot thinks 4 a while then declares whiskey, and plenty of it so the genie grants him his wish paddy eng ponders awhile then shouts women give me lots of goodlooking women to keep me company in here. his wish is granted. paddy irishman settles himself by the cell window and thinks hard, he turns to the genie and says i d be happy with enough cigerettes to keep me goin the next 25 yrs. his wish is granted. 25 yrs pass and the prison cells are open, from paddy scots out walks an old haggard worn out man from paddy eng out runs lots of kids paddy irishmans door opens and out pops his wee head with a cigerette in his mouth, anyone got a light? he asks!

Answer 5

That's one smart Irishman. lol

Answer 6

Dude, shame on you...lol..thanks for making the work day go a little faster.

Answer 7

that's a good one tell me did the Irish man attend Eton he was very well educated

Answer 8

good one angela o all that counting has tired me out 10 /10

Answer 9

Good one, Did he get the job?..lol

Answer 10

hav'nt laughed out loud for long while.....
great joke keep em flooding in