A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are to small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she asks.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your azz, didn't it?'''
2007-01-16 07:37:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOOOOOO that is funny as heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-16 07:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So wrong but funny! 10/10! Ouch!
2007-01-16 10:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one keep them up----I mean the boobs
2007-01-16 07:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2016-05-25 02:21:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=D hahhaha thats wrong but funny
2007-01-16 07:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it before, but still funny!!
2007-01-16 07:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by sactified1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats fuuny but kinda gross
2007-01-16 07:42:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
herd it and its not funny anymore
2007-01-16 07:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tacky.. tacky tacky...
2007-01-16 07:42:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 07:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋