gas it's a POOF, when I break wind it's totally gross,what's the difference?
2007-01-16 07:19:26 · 15 answers · asked by Skeeter 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
At your next opportunity, see if she's leaning sideways, clutching the arm of the sofa for balance, and with a grimace of effort on her face as she blasts one out of the park.
My guess is she's not.
It's all in how it's done, you see.
2007-01-16 07:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get up early, walk 5 miles each morning, and you will have almost no gas emissions in the house.
Be sure to drink a pint or two of water as you walk.
2007-01-16 15:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by nora22000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, women farting is a big turnoff.
Why do they fart anyway? Are they trying to act like men?
This is a true story. The MEANEST and LOUDEST fart I ever heard in my life came from a lady! But, I don't really blame her, it was in a hospital and she may have been sick. So..... it's ok.
But at HOME??? I would be out in the doghouse in no time!!!
2007-01-16 16:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we women give off effervescence. you men on the other had leave a trail of colored clouds wafting through the air. ours are sweet. yours, more like rotten meat putrifying for a week or so in the sun.
2007-01-16 22:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by gypsysoul52 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife likes gas so much I bought her a fart machine that plays fart sounds, and it has a remote control button, so you can set it off from the other side of the room, she loves it.
2007-01-16 15:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by besthusbandever 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Males seem to put so much more into it.Take some Gas-ex and the problem will be solved.....
2007-01-16 19:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a match.
2007-01-16 17:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by hope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz women are made of sugar and spice and everything NICE.. we smell like flowers
2007-01-16 15:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold her under the covers, till she likes it
2007-01-16 15:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by David P 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
depends on who ate the deviled eggs and beans
2007-01-16 15:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋