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then whose chops would jesus bust when he comes barreling through the clouds?

2007-01-16 07:15:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Well.. Damn, back to the drawing board.

2007-01-16 07:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1 1

1) You can't convert all people on earth to Christianity because God gave everyone free will and some people chose to go to hell and there's nothing to be done.

2) Jesus doesn't bust chops.

3) You better watch out, smartface.

2007-01-16 15:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel 2 · 1 1

Satan's and his league of demons! Oh, wait Jesus already busted his chops! He will do it again when he comes back for the church.

2007-01-16 15:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by 2ndchhapteracts 5 · 2 0

it is not if they were converted to Christianity it is if the person was saved anybody can say that they are a Christan but that doesn't mean that they are going to get into heaven hope this cleared up yo question

2007-01-17 14:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Brandi S 4 · 0 0

All I can say is to repent, God loves you.
You do not want an answer to what awaits us all. Death. And it does await us all. Careful not to burn the up your only bridge behind you. Man now that would really sux if it turns out to be your only escape. That is all I am trying to say. God will do the rest.

2007-01-16 15:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by Mijoecha 3 · 0 1

The members of Christianity are human, and I don't think calling yourself Christian (or even believing with all your heart) makes you a better or even a good person.

2007-01-16 15:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If the whole world was Christian, then Jesus would bust no one.

2007-01-16 15:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by sister steph 6 · 2 2

Sounds like you don't believe that Jesus is even coming back. Look out, my friend, the Bible says that every knee will one day bow and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord!

2007-01-16 15:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Aliens.

2007-01-16 15:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. NoneofYourbusiness 3 · 2 2

God does the converting, not us.

2007-01-16 16:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by ccrider 7 · 0 0

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