A married couple were in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"Darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks i need, everytime I see your mother kiss your cheek."
2007-01-16 07:03:25 · 19 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! I liked it!
2007-01-16 07:06:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A married couple decided to get their vacation in a small hotel that has a wonderful view to a nearby forest. Once they checked in the husband decided to go for some stuff and the wife went up to the room to relax. Stretching her body over the bed, she suddenly heared a horrible noise and the the bed started shaking like an earthquake for a moment, and suddenly she found herself thrown off to the floor.
Both angry and embarrassed, she called up the housekeeper questioning the ordeal.
The man politely explain to her that a near by train just passed few moments ago and that might be the culprit.
The women did not get satisfied by the explanation and insisted that the man will get him self on the bed and wait for another train to pass.
Suddenly, the husband rushed into the room, asked the man angrily " what the hell r u doing here".
The house keeper in a desperate feeble voice " would you believe me if i say that i am waiting for the train??
2007-01-16 07:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 07:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by atleh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joe lost a hat he loved. He remembered that Harry owned the same exact hat and it was brand new. He also knew that Harry was going to be in Church on Sunday and would leave the hat on the rack. Joe decided to go to church and steal Harry's hat. That Sunday, Harry went to church and sat down while the minister was giving his sermon about the 10 commandments. When the service was over, the minister saw Joe and went over to him. "Joe", we haven't seen you in church for months, what's the occasion?" "Well", said Joe, "I lost my hat and I came here to steal Harry's. But then I heard your sermon about the 10 commandments." "Ah", said the minister, "was it my talk about 'Though shall not steal that convinced you not to take the hat?" "No." said Joe. "When you spoke about 'Though shall not commit adultery' I remembered where I left my hat."
2007-01-16 07:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by canela 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-01-16 07:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha didnt expect that ending
2007-01-16 07:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Bawls 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is how I would feel. What a great stroy.
2007-01-16 07:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by Hillary Nance 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats excellent
2007-01-16 07:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-16 07:07:59 · answer #9 · answered by shadowpaws2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I have heard it b4
2007-01-16 07:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋