So, it's a snow day here in portland, oregon, and as a teacher, i got the day off! I really want to crack open a beer or sip some wine...is that so wrong? it's a snow day! but it's not yet noon!
2007-01-16 07:00:11 · 19 answers · asked by prekinpdx 7 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Go ahead and get drunk as a skunk. It is OK under the following conditions:
1.) No molesting snowmen
2.) No writing your name in the snow with your pee
3.)Throw a snowball from your window at someone walking by your house, but NO GETTING CAUGHT
4.) You must pretend to fall and harm yourself on an unshoveled sidewalk.
5.) You must make a snow angel while wearing nothing but your underwear.
As long as you follow these rules, you may have a drink.
2007-01-16 07:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lady J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dunno...did your mommy say it was ok?
Every now and then I find myself in the mood as well. Though my days come in the summer where the grass is still wet with dew, and I can relax in the hammock drinking a few beers before the hot sun comes out.
Just don't make a habit out of it.
2007-01-16 09:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pop open what ever your poison is and write up a few lesson plans or grade a few tests. That way you're still kind of working and enjoying yourself. And if the time thing really bothers you, reset the clocks for a few hours. The We-uns are having fun, no reason you can't to.
2007-01-16 07:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am often confronted with this question...and the answer is always...yes..there, there kind spirit...its ok to drink. I am pretty sure there is a conspiracy out there somewhere in which those seeking to control the adventurous partying soul in all of us would like to label that type of behavior as "alcoholism", meanwhile what if its just "fun-a-holism"? If we eat too much broccoli is anyone after us with broc-ohol-ism? Drink away, sip away, watch your pace, keep water on hand, and bless thios wonderous day.....enjoy.....
2007-01-16 07:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by EDW 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got the day off of work casue of the snow as well. I've already had a drink or two. Enjoy it!
2007-01-16 07:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by yblur 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell, yeah, it's ok, just make sure you can make it to work tomorrow in case you have school. Drink one (or 2 or 3) for me while you're at it!!!! I'm stuck in my cubicle for another 3 hours!!! Just a dusting here!
2007-01-16 07:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Lady in Red 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers!
2007-01-16 07:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's noon somewhere. Drink up.
2007-01-16 07:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by True Dat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go for it .. it's 3 in the afternoon where I am!
PS - Didn't you ever hear the song "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"?
2007-01-16 07:04:42 · answer #9 · answered by sassy n 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kick back and relax, It's 5 o'clock somewhere!
2007-01-16 07:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Rach 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋