Instead of killing people, can I just run up behind unsuspecting people and scream Allahakbar at the top of my lungs till the pee themselves?
Does that count as terrorizing people towards my terrorism patch of islam?
2007-01-16 06:51:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMFAO you are a riot! That was hilarious! Thanks!
2007-01-16 08:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Muslims are not terrorists. If you want to be a terrorist go look for a Jihad website on the internet and join a Bin Laden group.
2007-01-16 15:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by robedzombiesoul 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Look being a terrorist is hard work. There's the mad ranting, and sleepless nights. The virgins, oh the virgins will be waiting for you. But if you are serious about it, I have a guide for the one time low price of 29.95...Terrorism for dummies, and I'll give it to you if you'd like....We all have to have hobbies.
2007-01-16 14:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
An-Nisa 4:89. If you get IN Islam, you CAN'T get out! Just like the Mafia.
2007-01-16 14:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by thewordofgodisjesus 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you become a Pious God-Fearing, Law-Abiding Muslim and not Criminal.
http://www.livingislam.org/maa/dcmm_e.html
Read and Understand, Terrorism IS NOT ISLAMIC!
2007-01-16 14:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by onewhosubmits 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
why you want to get 'just' a Label of terrorist and why you don't go for real terrorism?
well by converting to islam you will be so called terrorsit not the real one, which are hyped by media , instead they are peaceful peoples......again i would suggest you to join your Uncle bush 's camp and become a 'real' and proud' terrorst !!
2007-01-16 15:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
After the first meeting with the Imam, then you are ready to blow up your self, Or you end up in jail.
2007-01-16 15:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
At first I was going to yell at you for being uneducated and a bigot, but then I read the rest of you question and I had to laugh. I would actually love to watch that ;-)
2007-01-16 14:56:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ terry g ♥ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ok, that's just religious profiling.
not all islamic people are terrorists. in fact, most aren't. only the ones in the hesbollah and tali-bahn are terrorists.
2007-01-16 14:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by Ambiguity 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Muslims are not terrorists by default. There are terrorists in other religions. What would you call the KKK but a Christian terrorist organization.
2007-01-16 14:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
LMAO...nope man your a terrorist right now.....Your not killing people just character assasinations.....do you have to change religions for it...i don't think so.....infact i would have to admit your a BIGGER terrorist right now.....more than you could ever achieve as a Muslim.....
2007-01-16 14:56:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋