he does not have a watch he choses what time it is :))
2007-01-16 06:49:05 · 13 answers · asked by inzo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok you would like this site http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com it has a top ten and then a link to all of the facts, theres 9 huge pages
2007-01-16 06:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2007-01-16 14:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by sexy momma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Chuck Norris is running late, time better learn to wait.
2007-01-16 14:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by bradnick2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris does not have an avitar, Chuck Norris is so amazing.
2007-01-16 14:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once got a woman pregnant by pointing his finger and saying "boo-ya!"
2007-01-16 14:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by decouvir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris never owned a house, he walks into random houses and people leave in fear...
2007-01-16 14:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by Juleette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate Chuck Norris. :-|
2007-01-16 14:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man I am tired of Chuck Norris jokes, they make no sense.
2007-01-16 14:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by jeffrey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chucks phone always rings before dawn...The sun is calling to make sure it can rise.
2007-01-16 14:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and he can divide by zero.
2007-01-16 15:01:40 · answer #10 · answered by andrea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋