chuck norris dose not get frost bite he bites frost
2007-01-16 06:47:08 · 6 answers · asked by inzo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When Chuck Norris falls in the water, Chunk Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, because the dark fears Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stubbed his toe and ablitorated the state of Ohio.
2007-01-16 06:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by bradnick2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good, how bout
"When Chuck Norris does a push up he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down."
"Chuck Norris didn't have plastic surgery, plastic surgery had Chuck Norris."
2007-01-16 06:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is not A funny joke at all make a new one.
2007-01-16 07:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
2007-01-19 20:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
2007-01-16 06:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm, ok
2007-01-16 06:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by sexy momma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋