Despite all odds Sharon, a natural blonde, became a successful, fully qualified airline pilot. On a flight over the Atlantic both engines of the aircraft she was flying caught fire and started to plumet downward. The passengers and other crew members were panicing and screaming but Sharon calmly got on the radio and sent out a "Mayday" call.
"What is your height and position please?" came the voice from the control tower.
She replied "I'm 5 ft 2 ins and i'm sat in the front."
2007-01-16 06:36:35 · 16 answers · asked by racerman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG........LOL........HAHA.....FUNNY
2007-01-16 12:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by TearDropp 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer yours....
A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan."
:)
2007-01-18 01:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by ya_tusik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 7/10
2007-01-16 09:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the time id read it all, i was already bored!!! yawn yawn
2007-01-16 06:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by laura G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so......... what did Tracy in the Control Tower ask next?
2007-01-16 06:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by good guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear!
2007-01-16 06:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by Natalie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be your bedtime now sonny
2007-01-16 06:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by country boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol x she was right though wasn't she?
2007-01-16 06:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by aria 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was she from ESSEX?
2007-01-16 11:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's ytour point?
2007-01-16 06:40:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋