people point at their wrists when asking the time but dont point to their bum when asking where the bathroom is.
why does Pluto stand erect and goofy remains on all fours, they are both dogs.
why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground.
do we cry underwater.
what is the speed of darkness.
why doesn't tarzan have a beard.
and do you wonder why when we blow in a dogs face he gets mad but put him in the car and he sticks his head out of the window.
2007-01-16 06:28:14 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok sorry i made a mistake about Pluto.. I was away with the fairies for a brief moment. so sorry. and thank you for pointing it out...Its all tongue in cheek ya know.......
2007-01-16 08:08:54 · update #1
ok sorry i made a mistake about Pluto.. I was away with the fairies for a brief moment. so sorry. and thank you for pointing it out...Its all tongue in cheek ya know.......
2007-01-16 08:09:09 · update #2
gosh now you've got me thinking
2007-01-16 09:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Polite society frowns on pointing like that; and there might be a mixed message.
2. Goofy stands erect. Pluto is Mickey's dog.
3. Everyone needs a change in perspective.
4. I don't believe its possible. But just in case; Tears are our body's way of keeping our eyes clean, and moist. They are seen as an expression of deep emotion, yet when swimming, most people typically feel relaxed or at peace. Unless you're drowning or adrift, where it might be possible that you're crying, but you have other things on your mind at the moment.
5. Its faster than the speed of light, because when light gets to a room, the darkness is gone.
6. Fictional character with decent grooming habits.
7. Dogs get a sense of the world when they stick their sniffers out a moving vehicles window. When you blow in their faces, not only does it disorient them, but they now know they missed out on a lot of good grub!
I think of odd things too when I'm bored.
2007-01-16 14:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by niakbor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pluto walks on all 4's while Goofy stands up.
2007-01-16 14:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
pointing to your bum is like saying, kiss this...
goofy is the one that stands up, no pluto
cuz its cool to look at thing through binoculars
yes, in weird circumstances
totally not makin sense
he shaves with a sharp rock
cuz dogs just dont like people in their faces
2007-01-16 15:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually last time I checked it was Pluto that walked on all fours, and Goofy that walked standing up right.. but maybe it's changed.. I don't know..
2007-01-16 14:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would be the seven wonders of the joke world crhis w but the guy in the loft has solved them for you
2007-01-16 14:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
these sort of things do get ya thinking dont they! but who knows the answers?
2007-01-16 14:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by Tiny 88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and why someone would intentially name their son Michael Michaelson, or Steven Stevenson?
2007-01-16 14:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by joanna b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOooooh check niakbor out!!
2007-01-16 15:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by laura G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes why do we put eggs in the fridge..when we buy them they are on the shelf ...mmm
2007-01-16 15:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋