Something that happened to you or someone else, in the news or a joke!
2007-01-16 05:55:12 · 12 answers · asked by Isabelle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think this one is pretty funny.. hope you likey..
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"
2007-01-16 06:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I was tryin to score some bones in the k-longe the otha an my homie walks in. Naw don't wants to get him started in all that cause he's fresh again. ya know. Tryin to get back with the gangin and bangin and all. I trys to hide it but hes an ealge. I knows if i don't let him Then he'd be doggin me all day and shoo. so
I be bustin a move real quick and get my mo-jo on spicoots so I didn't have to get all mo-foed up all over the place, ya know what Im sayin cause this mac-daddy don't need to be pushin no more time in the crink. Bu-sii. Naw Im the mac-daddy of the cool funk now and wantz to keep on the low. my shiz clean now, Hear me, bro? Yeah you hear what Im sayin Im keepin it cool and real. Piz-ow!
2007-01-16 14:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by polar bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this very funny joke !!!
Once an American guy and a Bedouin man agreed that each one would fu*k the other guy's wife. So the American man prepared well for the scheduelled night: he ate well, abstained from $ex, shaved himself, took a bath,...etc.
On the agreed upon night, the American guy approached the Bedouin's wife, foreplayed for a long time, before f*cking her very well, and after finishing, he gave her a big long and warm hug, and they slept together till the next morning.
The next day, the American and Bedouin males met each other. The American guy in high morals said: "Last night, I gave your wife one fucc, she won't forget for the rest of her life!" and the Bedouin then said: "And last night, I gave your wife one fucc, may she rest in peace in her afterlife!!!"
2007-01-16 14:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my mate (who hasn't flown before) were on a plane flying back from ireland at weekend, he was a little tipsy and i thought i'd play a joke on him. i went to the lav then when i got back to my seat i told him that the airline had thought of everything and when i'd pressed the little button of a woman in the toilet a sanatory towel had come out. he didnt beleive me so i told him to go and have a go, he did and the distress signal from the toilet went off and three airstews all knocked on the door to help him, he come out after a minute very embarrased and threatened me with revenge
2007-01-16 14:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by country boy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i took my husbands car from his workplace yesterday. I mentioned to my daughter that i would leave him a note under the windscreen wiper to let him know that i was the one who taken it....durrrr. I can't believe i was that thick....
now a joke...
darling did you just bonk a dolphin...
yes dear i'm so sorry.
well i want a divorce..
ok i'm not bothered there are plenty more fish in the sea
2007-01-16 14:04:28 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two Irishmen talking at the bar in the pub Mick say's to paddy if i made love to your wife and she had a kid would we be related no say's Mick but we would be even
2007-01-16 14:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
go into jokes and riddles, there is a guy with some really good jokes!!
his name is roger s.
2007-01-16 14:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by Tiny 88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my psychiatrist that everybody hates me and he said "Don't be ridiculous - everybody hasn't met you." :-P
2007-01-16 14:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
b
2007-01-16 23:38:04 · answer #9 · answered by osama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm wearing ladies clothes lol
2007-01-16 14:04:46 · answer #10 · answered by essexgirllover 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋