Redneck............ Elevator Magic.................?

Question

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's that, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like that in my life. I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"

Answer 1

That is a hilarious joke!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Answer 2

i'm in Australia and relatively now there is an advert going around some 4 wheel rigidity and its particularly humorous it has this guy attempting to get his canine to bounce in to the back of the vehicle , then there is chick who opportunities her canine up smothers it in kisses and locations it indoors the back, then the extra suited section is that this guy who opens the back up and stands ack an says " get i Boris" and hes speaking to a croc is hilarious :p

Answer 3

That's awesome

Answer 4

Very funny indeed!

Answer 5

Good one !

Answer 6

wow

Answer 7

That is so funny

Answer 8

Hahahahaha so funny. lol :)))

Answer 9

THAT WAS FUNNY , LMAO

Answer 10

Damn.......That's a good one!!!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!