Clinton was at a fund raiser. He had to take a leak so he went to the bathroom, stepped up to a toilet and whipped it out.
Just then Jessie Jackson walked in, went to the toilet next to Clinton and took his out.
Clinton looked down and said "Geez, Jessie, how the heck did you get such a big ****?"
Jessie said "Easy, every time I am about screw, I slap my dick on the bed post four times, as hard as I can".
Clinton put this in the back of his mind. When he went home, he saw Hillary sound asleep. Bill felt the urge, so he whipped little willie out and slapped it real hard four times against the bed post.
Then Hillary said "Is that you Jessie?"
2007-01-16 05:23:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good.
2007-01-16 05:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the Fifth one of your jokes I have read, and the second one that's funny. More to read yet.
2007-01-16 14:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another cracker
2007-01-16 13:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by reggie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, but i have heard it as Bill Parcells, and Terrell Owens.....funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-20 02:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think he was just putting his monica on the bedpost.. ha ha. very funny
2007-01-16 13:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-16 16:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pay back ha ha
2007-01-16 17:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but sorta funny
2007-01-16 14:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋