2007-01-16 04:58:28 · 13 answers · asked by ps3loco 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Indian Humor - NM Style
A New Mexico State Trooper pulled over a van on I-25 about ten miles north of "The Pit". When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding the driver answered that he was a juggler and he was on his way to Sandia Casino to do a show that night and didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by the juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and that he didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, an old pickup with expired plates pulled up behind the squad car. An Indian who was obviously intoxicated, staggered out and watched the performance briefly. He shook his head, went over to the squad car, opened the door and got in. The trooper observed the man doing this and went over to his squad car opened the back door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing?! The drunk replied...."Sha-Bro....might as well take me to jail....There's no way in hell I can pass THAT test!!!!"
2007-01-16 05:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by -->-->Funkster 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've read plenty of good jokes in yahoo,
How about a limerick for you?
It was early last December,
As near as I remember
I was walking down the street in tipsy pride,
No-one was I disturbing
When I laid down by the kerbing
Then a pig came up and lay down by my side.
As I lay there in the gutter,
Thinking thoughts I shall not utter,
A lady passing by was heard to say:-
" You can tell a man who boozes,
By the company he chooses"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
An old one, hope it made you smile.
2007-01-16 14:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope all joked out at the moment
2007-01-16 13:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by BobC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a courtroom, a purse snatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened. She says, "Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." At which point, the defendant bursts out, "You couldn't see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!"
The only one i could remember right at the moment...have fun..L
2007-01-16 13:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tabor 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there's three guys riding their hoses when they see a small little western town and decide to stop in and get a beer so they ride up and right before they pass the welcome sign a little short balding man says ''woa to get into this town you have to measure 21inches''so the little man measures the first guy and he has 10inches the little man measures the second guy and he has 10inches the little man measures the last guy and he has 1inch and so the little man says ''alright you can come into the town'' so the guys go to the saloon and get a beer and the first guy says ''i'm glad i had 10inches'' the second guy says ''i'm glad i had 10inches'' and the last guy says ''i'm just glad i was hard''
2007-01-20 12:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by ~rock-on~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reporter gos to Indian camp to cover a story. she meets 1 fellow with a feather in his hair. whats that for she asks. 1 feather means me f*ck 1 squaw!
she asks another with 2 he replies, me f*ck 2 squaws. What am I getting into she thinks. then she sees one covered from head to toe. why all the feathers she asks. ALL feathers mean me f*ck ALL squaws he says. THATS a bit hostile she says. hostile doggie style i'll f*ck them any style. OH dear she says.
I don't f*ck dear as*hole to high, bast*rd run to fast.
2007-01-20 09:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh i do, theres 4 on my page thingy, go have a look, start with the one i posted first (oldest time), its all one joke but i couldnt fit it all in, and its hilarious! :-D
2007-01-19 22:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by satans_sisteruk2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi' jammin.
How do Bob Marley's friends like THEIR donuts?
We like jammin too.
2007-01-16 13:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by catfish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wife to hubby. did i just see you bonking a dolphin...
yes dear i'm sorry i couldn't help it.
well i want a divorce.
i'm not bothered there are plenty more fish in the sea......
2007-01-16 13:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man walks into ASDA and flops his circumsised kn%b onto the checkout and shouts " lets see you roll that one back !"
2007-01-16 13:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by mick_j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋