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will it explode on reaching the limit? (I think I'm getting close)

2007-01-16 04:21:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

17 answers

Depends on the type of fart being used for calculation. The American standard fart is slightly smaller than our own Imperial farts, which are now technically illegal and should not be used as we should all now be using European farts that are metric and now called farttes, thanks to Brussels (that's the place and not the vegetable you are using to generate your metric, European farttes).

A standard 12 tog double duvet will hold approximately 60 farttes, which would be about 13.19 imperial farts or 15.79 US Farts

2007-01-16 04:36:03 · answer #1 · answered by Buckaroo Banzai 3 · 1 0

12. Hence 12 togg. (Togg is the old English word for f art.)

2007-01-16 12:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 1 0

Only one, if it is one of mine after a Saturday night out on the Guinness and then an egg and bacon and beans early Sunday morning breakfast. Even then it tries its best to shake it off.

2007-01-16 12:27:48 · answer #3 · answered by surdy 2 · 0 0

Not sure, I can never seem to torture my girlfriend with more than one fart at a time, so I'm guessing the fabric will only trap a maximum of one before it floats into the ozone. ;-)

2007-01-16 12:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by Jersey Giant 4 · 0 0

Duck under with a lighter an count em!

2007-01-16 12:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by pigeon 3 · 0 0

About 30 then the pressure lifts it.

2007-01-16 12:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i think it depends on the tightness of the weave of the fabric and how much seepage of fart gas there is.

2007-01-16 13:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0 0

Yet my question on why do men laugh at there own f@rts wasnt allowed? I dont get it!

2007-01-16 12:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by yeahbutnobut 3 · 0 0

mine hold about 35 judging by the smell my hubby makes and then makes me breathe...lol
its called DUTCH OVENS.

2007-01-16 12:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by madmoo0 4 · 0 0

It is dependent on the methane level.

2007-01-16 12:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick 5 · 0 0

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