DON'T YOU JUST LOVE OLD PEOPLE
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feedstore and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now
had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm
is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this
lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have
your way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
2007-01-16 04:17:56 · 13 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good. I like to hear a good joke that I have not heard over and over. This is the 1st time on this one, thanks again..
2007-01-16 04:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 07:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the lady was down for the dirty ey? Hmmm.... Nice improvising
2007-01-16 04:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by cwazyjoe 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee. Good lunchtime joke. hmmmmm lunchtime, boy am I hungry....
2007-01-16 04:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Poor old lady has needs too, you know!!
2007-01-16 06:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-16 04:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well that was just charming!
Have a nice day.
2007-01-16 04:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by Ringo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2007-01-16 04:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by frigon_p 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How CORNY,!!! what is good about it ,it makes hungry to eat corns.
2007-01-16 04:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thank you very much for such a wonderful joke!!!
i liked it very much and i'm going to tell this to my friends during lunchtime !!
thanks again!!!!!!!!
2007-01-16 04:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋