Once upon a time
In a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
And then, my sweet, we can marry
And set up housekeeping in your castle
With my mother,
Where you can prepare my meals,
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
That night,
As the princess dined sumptuously
on frog's legs with a delicious wine sauce,
and chuckled to herself:
"I don't fukking think so."
2007-01-16 02:52:15 · 28 answers · asked by its_me_cheeky_dee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL.... serves the 'male chauvinist frog' right..
good one... i loved it... hahaha!!!
2007-01-16 03:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The King is dead,Long live the Queen of Frog legs
2007-01-16 03:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that! thats how most men sound on here. thats a good one. Ill have to keep that in mind. They just want the women doing all the work while they sit on their @sses all day doing nothing. Loved it!
2007-01-16 02:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by ķōŅšţāńŢĩʼnę 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Selfish "FROG!" Good Poem!
Thanks, RR
2007-01-16 02:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious good for the princess for doing that. LOL.
2007-01-16 03:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by Math Geek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a good girl through and through.
2016-05-24 23:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by Karen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats priceless! Great!
2007-01-16 03:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talking frogs are more valuable than prince charmins or a plate of frog legs.
2007-01-16 02:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i am offended that poor frog and putting men down
my feeling is hurt
2007-01-18 00:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA! Too funny...typical men huh
2007-01-16 02:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by ~~kelly~~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋