A ventriloquist is doing his act at the summer show and telling a few blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde woman stands up at the back and shouts out angrily,
"You bastard, it's always the same, telling everyone that blondes are stupid. Well we're not"
"Look, I'm sorry," says the ventriquilist, apologetically.
"It's just the act; I didn't mean to........"
"I'm not talking to you," interupts the blonde heatedly, "i'm talking to the little fellow on your knee!"
2007-01-16 02:21:29 · 24 answers · asked by racerman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one...ike it....hahahahahahahaahaa...x
2007-01-16 02:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-01-16 02:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by puppylove 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny 8/10
2007-01-16 10:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Aww I love blonde jokes...they really are stupid teehee
2007-01-16 03:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by oxEmmaxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply amazing!
2007-01-16 02:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by Cody M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im definitely dying my hair back brown
2007-01-16 04:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so but why you say "one more blonde. . . .? does this mean it is your last one? I would advise it and for you to go onto something else. Good luck
2007-01-16 02:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that is funny i could see a blond doing that um...that would be very embarssing don't ya think
2007-01-16 02:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by amanda_cadet_angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee
2007-01-16 02:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by Natalie B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wa wa wa, it's been on here loads of times but its still funny
2007-01-16 02:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man, NOT funny! boo!!
no really, that was cute!
thanks for the chuckles
2007-01-16 02:24:16 · answer #11 · answered by Rotten Johnny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋