You say: a b*tch is a female dog, female dogs bark, bark comes from a tree, tree's blossom and blossoms are very pretty so thank you for the complement!
2007-01-16 02:12:38 · 33 answers · asked by :)☮♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so wuts da Q?
2007-01-16 02:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
When it comes to comebacks...its not always what you say...its HOW u say it! Delivery is everything.
I always say:
Yeah, and ur point being?
Thank you captain obvious!
Awww(give a little pouty face), and the sad part is you say that like its a bad thing...
No...A b*tch is a female dog, I am a person. A b*tch has 4 legs, I have 2. A b*tch goes Ruff, Ruff and I say F*ck you!
(be valley-girlsih, cheer leader talk) Like O M G did u just like so totally like just come up with that ur self? Cuz that is like SO original!
2007-01-16 02:32:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually if b*tch means that I am an indepant woman willing to stand up for my beliefs, not willing to compromise who I am as a person, not willing to be overrun and dominated and not willing to take other peoples stuffing. Then I proudly wear the badge.
2007-01-16 03:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually its ***** is a dog dogs bark barks trees trees nature natures beautiful thankyou you for the compliment
2007-01-16 02:21:41 · answer #4 · answered by petulabadula 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If someone called me a ***** I'd just kick forty shades of sh*t out of them. Definitely wouldnt be standing around reciting childish sayings at them
2007-01-16 04:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before, not as a joke though. It's right, but too long, just say "Yeah, and I bite too!" or something else that means if they don't shut up you'll rip their hair out...either way:) lol
2007-01-18 08:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by Attic Gnome 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OR you could say B*tch is a female dog, A female dog is Jade Goody, Jade Goody comes from another female dog - her mum! Mum rhymes with bum - which sums up the Goodys all round!
2007-01-16 02:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by jamand 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How about you tell them to go take a running jump before you knock them out
2007-01-16 02:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say
Why thank-you. I can do better, I have a degree and I also give classes
2007-01-16 03:46:49 · answer #9 · answered by trawet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you said that though, it would just prove the point made in the first place.
2007-01-16 02:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile sweetly and say "Why thank you Pig Face that's awfully sweet of you".
2007-01-16 02:18:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋