Drunk Driver: A man was out, driving happily along in his car lateone Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why? Was I weaving all over the road?" "No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly.It was the really ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."
2007-01-16 02:00:38 · 13 answers · asked by steve 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's awsome, everyone in the office thought so too. What's makes it even funnier is the fact that it's true.
2007-01-16 02:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just see this joke
a bit sick
what is similar between a man and a mouse?
they both search for a hole
2007-01-16 10:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by shubhi j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm ok i liked the one about the boy in the barber shop better
2007-01-16 10:05:34 · answer #3 · answered by JUDI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok..i was kinda slow @ realizing the joke..but once i got it..i was laughing so hard. lol
2007-01-16 10:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by hey_musiq 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to ebaums world .com they have some good jokes there.
2007-01-16 10:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
beer goggles
2007-01-16 12:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by *Alice* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL to cute
2007-01-16 10:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by connie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it funny to me
2007-01-16 10:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is so damn funny
2007-01-16 10:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by Michael S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughs my *** off
2007-01-16 10:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by john t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋