Not So Dumb
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son"? The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you"? said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill"?
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over."
2007-01-16 01:57:03 · 31 answers · asked by steve 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! I love it!! Don't change it to that longer one in one of the answers up there....the longer it takes to tell, the less funny a joke gets.
2007-01-16 02:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by blah 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great punchline, tell it like this...
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.
They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger.
One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger or what?"
Slowly, Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and Johnny said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've saved $20!"
2007-01-16 10:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by Brianna B 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I thought it was pretty funny, but the person in the office I was reading it too didn't have a clue what you were going on about. I have now explained it to her and decided that she is the stupidist person in the office.
2007-01-16 10:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a Good one....i guess the kid really Is the smart one!!...lol ty fe r a good laugh
2007-01-16 10:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by akvarn1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao yah thats a pretty good one
ima have to go tell my boss
id tell the other girl i work with but she wouldnt get it?
2007-01-16 10:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by disk_dragon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a very good joke, clever kid!
2007-01-16 10:02:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Reminds me of the "smart blonde" joke.
2007-01-16 10:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha funny.
2007-01-16 10:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by heaven o 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your so Hot,Hell is jealous of you. Good joke!
2007-01-16 10:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it, it is funny, but i dont get the ending
2007-01-16 10:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by IcanHelpyou:) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋