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2007-01-16 00:50:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When the Titanic sank the Aberdeen Press and Journal had the headline:
"Aberdeen Man Lost At Sea"
and underneath it in small letters
"Others Feared Drowned Too"
(and I'm Scottish in case anyone thinks I'm being racist.)
2007-01-16 01:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Budapest is usually described since the "Little Paris of Middle Europe" and if you wish to see that city you will need to take a look with hotelbye . Budapest is popular not only for the monuments showing its own 1,000-year-old culture, but in addition for the relics of others who settled here. Remains from both Roman occupation and much later ruled by the Turks may still be seen in the city. Budapest has two factors, Buda and Pest, extending over the banks of the Danube, and they're addressing two various characters of the city. Suburban Buda and its old castle area present ancient roads and properties, museums, caves and Roman ruins. The vibrant Pest side offers the biggest parliament making in Europe, riverside promenades, flea areas, bookstores, vintage shops and café houses.
2016-12-16 12:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few:
Arthur Kitchener was seriously burned Saturday afternoon when he came into contact with a high voltage wife.(Surrey paper).
The bride wore a gown of heavy Oldham Corporation Gasworks.(Manchester Evening News).
Our paper carried the notice last week that Mr. Shaw is a defective in the police force.This was a typographical error.Mr.Shaw is really a detective in the police farce.(Ely Standard).
A heavy pall of lust covered the upper two thirds of Texas last night and was expected to drift south-east over the state by morning.(Yankton Press).
Top of the Bill:Glen Campbell--"The Nine Stone Cowboy"
(Stoke Evening Sentinel)
2007-01-16 02:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend send these to me by email :)
They are from around the world!
In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corriders during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ***?
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well speaking / Here speeching American.
2007-01-16 01:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by kaustikos1981 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Headlines, and my thoughts and the real detail...:
Sex has been taking place between two parked cars.
- I figured they couldn't find a motel room with a door big enough...
(teens having sex in the streets)
Library missing stories.
-The librarian failed to check the shelves?
(library with no room to expand needs more height)
Child discovers Fire
-Here I thought cavemen discovered fire
(6 year old see a fire in a neighbor's house from his window)
Man steals rib from woman
-a little late for this isn't it?
(A homeless man stole a BBQ rib from a woman at an outdoor table)
2007-01-16 04:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Lucky Luke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
William Kelly was fed secretary
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
2007-01-16 04:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Public Mast Debate
2007-01-16 03:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to visit areas like Kremlin, Red Square and St Basil's Cathedral than you will need to go to Moscow, the capital of the Russian Federation and one of many country's most popular destinations for foreign visitors and you may be one of them if you look with hotelbye . In Moscow you will also see the planet popular theatre, the Bolshoi Theatre, the treasure in the crown of Moscow's rich cultural life. Moscow has ton to provide and without a doubt you will relish a holyday here.
2016-12-15 23:50:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
2007-01-16 01:04:34 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man in Essex gets hit in the face by frozen sausage! It was on TV on the local East Anglian news...they even gave the man concerned a ten miniute interview!
2007-01-16 00:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋