the more imaginative the better!
2007-01-16 00:48:08 · 32 answers · asked by nottinghamninja 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hold my pointer finger within an inch of his eye, and say, "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not....".
2007-01-16 00:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
All I can say is I hope I have a good supply of food and water because it's going to take awhile. You have to be careful how much of a chunk of a human body you carve off at a time because the guys not going to get the full effect if he's in shock. And you need to make sure that you cauterize the wounds quickly since nothing will put a man in shock quicker than blood loss. Plus you need recouperation time in between each session of pulling him apart piece by piece,one joint at a time,one muscle at a time. But as others have proven long before now if you're careful you can make a man linger for a long time. It's a shame that this man will most likely die quickly if he's ever caught,it seems to me we should endevour to find whoever is the undisputed master of torture on this earth and let him have him do do as he will,his screams as he dies deserve to be the stuff of legend.
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2007-01-16 00:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would do with Osama exactly the same as George W and Tony Blair. I would encourage them to all make friends; considering they have so much more in common than they care to admit. But seriously, I would ask who his talior is. I've always liked the look.
2007-01-16 03:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get THE most exclusive interview worldwide! Then once I got out all the networks and newpapers would have to bid for the rights to the interview.
2007-01-16 00:51:41 · answer #4 · answered by Cheryl D 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to take his big long robe off and see what he's really made of. Sealed room? Could I get out? Better put my imagination on hold now....incase....aaaarrrggghhhhh!!!!!!
2007-01-16 01:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by reggie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd use my cameraphone to take a picture of us both together, with me holding the camera (he'll be holding his AK47). Of course, without his knowing I'd do rabbit ears behind his head with my free hand. He'd be so cross!
2007-01-16 00:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Force-feed him pounds of pigfat and pigsh*t, then make him drink gallons of jews p*ss.
I'd sh*t in his mouth, ram my fist up his stinkin a*se, grab his bowels from the inside and drag them out. Squash his colon into the floor in front of him, then make him eat his own guts.
2007-01-16 02:40:19 · answer #7 · answered by papa.rumbo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he has any Afgan heroin or cannabis and then ask if i can smoke it through the barrell of his AK-47 in the background of his next video he sends to Bush.
2007-01-16 00:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Talk to him about mutual contacts that we both have, friends in Arabia and in other areas of the Middle east. What else would someone like me do?
2007-01-16 00:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by kveldulf_gondlir 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give George Bush my bank details for him to pay in my reward for his capture
2007-01-16 00:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by Bristol_Gal 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bang on the door and demand to be let out.
2007-01-16 00:55:41 · answer #11 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋