Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the angel tells Ford,"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with Adam, the first man." So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" Adam says yes.
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
There's too much front end protrusion.
It chatters at high speeds.
The rear end wobbles too much.
The intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on."
So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the celestial computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
2007-01-16 00:13:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lol 10/10
2007-01-16 17:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. I've heard it before and it's not Adam he talks to, he says so to God. God made *us* women, and just by the way, I DO NOT "chatter" at all, let alone high speeds. As for the rest of the so called flaws, check it out for yourself, don't you have the same problems? That is, if you're a guy.
2007-01-16 00:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by Vidushi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-01-16 00:18:25 · answer #3 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is sooooooooooo funny i have one but its really bad
I have saddam hussian tshirts for sale they fit well but are a bit tight around the kneck lol
Feel really bad now lol
2007-01-16 00:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Henry. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-01-16 01:09:46 · answer #5 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 20:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...funny.
2007-01-16 03:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I Loved it!! I'm always up for a good joke!
2007-01-16 01:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by confusedizzy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Booooo.
2007-01-16 01:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with booge lol
2007-01-16 00:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋