A drunk staggers out of a bar and makes his way over to the car park where he begins to rub the roof of every car. The car park attendant watches him in amazement and finally goes over to speak to him.
"Hey buddy, why are you rubbing the roof of every vehicle?"
"I'm looking for my car," he slurs, "and I'll know it when I find it 'cause it's got two blue lights and a siren on the top"
2007-01-16 00:06:17 · 11 answers · asked by racerman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe, thank you.....A good laugh to get me started this morning!!
2007-01-16 00:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a fair cop !
2007-01-16 01:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ZZzzzz
2007-01-16 00:40:12 · answer #3 · answered by tinkertaylor2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn!
2007-01-16 00:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-16 00:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-01-16 00:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by anneanderson85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha he is a cop
2007-01-16 00:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you boring tw@
2007-01-16 00:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by dean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So.... he's a... policeman. I get it... Ho-hum.
2007-01-16 00:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poo
2007-01-16 00:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by lips 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋