>Tennessee
>
>The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so
>he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
>called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
>University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you
>$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary
>
>thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
>
>You gotta love those UT women.
>
>Alabama:
>
>A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
>for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
>
>under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others
>
>asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles
>
>back up the trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry laying
>
>out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. " A tough call,"
>
>nodded but I figured nobody would steal Henry
2007-01-15
23:33:20
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Louisiana:
>
>A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the
>world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied
>he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana
>20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
>****************************************************************
>Mississippi:
>
>The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said
>to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
>parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man
>answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
>asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
>anyone retiring and moving North!
2007-01-15
23:35:15 ·
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