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>Tennessee
>
>The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so
>he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
>called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
>University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you
>$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary
>
>thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
>
>You gotta love those UT women.
>
>Alabama:
>
>A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
>for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
>
>under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others
>
>asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles
>
>back up the trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry laying
>
>out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. " A tough call,"
>
>nodded but I figured nobody would steal Henry

2007-01-15 23:33:20 · 5 answers · asked by sdr35hw 4 in Sports Football (American)

Louisiana:
>
>A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the
>world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied
>he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana
>20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
>****************************************************************
>Mississippi:
>
>The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said
>to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
>parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man
>answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
>asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
>anyone retiring and moving North!

2007-01-15 23:35:15 · update #1

5 answers

What does this redneck humor have to do with your question? If you want to know if the SEC is powerful, dwell on the fact that the SEC holds the national chamopinship (Florida) and had a RECORD 9 schools make bowls with six of them winning. Pretty good for one year, I'd say. Long term, Alabama has the record for the most appearances and wins in bowls, so I'd say that's pretty good too! The SEC has 5 national titles in the last 15 years overall as well.

2007-01-16 07:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0 0

2 pts

2007-01-16 08:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not as powerful as the Big East. They just don't get the credit they deserve!

2007-01-16 10:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by AngelEyez 1 · 0 0

louisana one should be Kentucky. Mark twain said when he died he hoped died in Kentucky so it would take 20 more years, because they are behind on everything

2007-01-16 07:40:43 · answer #4 · answered by Derek 3 · 0 0

Okay, are you complimenting or insulting?

2007-01-16 07:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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