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My American friend - let's just call him George W Tree - wants to conquer the world, beginning with annihilating the Middle East. Any advice?

2007-01-15 22:53:45 · 15 answers · asked by Banana Ray David 4 in Politics & Government Government

15 answers

Conquer the world ?! That's easy- start a boy band!

2007-01-15 22:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Tell your friend that he will not conquer the world by annihilating the Middle East because it is because men think that by using force and politics that the creator of the universe and of this world will grant them to rule it. Such a concept is an age old deception . If he wants to rule or conquer this world try asking he who created it to give him this power. If I built a house...and somebody looked at it and wanted it....surely they would have to ask me what it would take for me to let them become the master and owner of my house....so like wise with this planet.....My advice.....try having a heart to heart with the land lord!!

2007-01-15 23:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by bev t 1 · 0 1

Make sure he has the cajones to go into countries even though none of the other countries in the world (U.N., etc.) agree to it. Also, then once he's made a disaster out of that escapade, make sure he has the cajones to stay there and even escalate troops there even though his congress and his people say enough is enough. Make sure also that he creates prisons in foreign countries so that he can torture prisoners without any regard to human rights. Oh, one more thing, he could take over the world just by saying he's "fighting terrorism" even though he doesn't have any proof that terrorists were in the country he's going after. That's OK; there's oil, and that will help further his conquest efforts so much more. Perhaps, just before his term as presidency is over, which he initially got by dubious means anyways, he can have himself crowned as King W Tree.

2007-01-15 23:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0 1

First start with your world, and then move to the big job. Conquering our own world is a a great adventure.

2016-05-24 22:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yes, see a shrink! If he wanted to annihilate the ME it would be glowing now, and right after 9/11 most of America would not have cared!

2007-01-15 22:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

The Americans who want to take over the world first have to take office.
Since that is impossible it can't be done.

2007-01-15 23:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Use lemmings. Strap bombs to those things and let them line up all the way to the sea. When the moment is right kaboom!!!
Now if only I could find your friend some lemmings

2007-01-15 23:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by no longer waiting 3 · 0 1

Gather member... Buy your own weapon.. And once ready... Start out by destroying the strongest then force the weak to surrender.. Mu wahahahah.. That day will be the day human fall

2007-01-15 23:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by Sephiroth 2 · 0 1

He has to take thousands of more life to accomplish his unwise plan. Not even Hitler succeeded with this mission, how can your fella GWT a new borne chick can make it with the **** in his pants!

2007-01-15 23:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by Alkahest 3 · 0 1

dear friend,
ask ur friend, first bring his thoughts, conscious (soul) in to constant position, and to become wantlessness then he can conquer the notonly world, but universe.

2007-01-15 22:59:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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