What was the lamest thing that someone has said to you?

Question

I was in the lecture hall listening to the monotonous voice of the lecturer talking about economics, when all of a sudden my friend pointed to my bag... My bag had the words "J-Square" which was a brand, he pointed to the brand and asked me, " Hey, why is your bag not in a shape of a square? "... Is this lame or what?

Answer 1

Being a Brit in the US....someone asked me Where are you from? Which I replied England.
She then says... I heard that English is the hardest language to learn, is that true?
I said no not really, I was born there so it was easy for me I guess.
She says it again, and I say well its nearly the same as here so not that hard.
She gave us strange looks as my husband couldn't stop laughing. She really thought English was another language. lol
very lame eh?

Answer 2

Since the Federal Reserve is a privately owned corporation and the owners of the Federal Reserve also own, by controlling the majority stock, many of the major name brand corporations that many people believe are owned by the "rich Republicans" including but hardly limited to: CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, network radio, thousands of newspapers and magazines as well as many of the so-called independent/alternative media sources on the internet...I would have to say the lamest thing anyone has ever said is that "the Demonrats are the Party of the little guy."

Unless they're now promoting 'midget rights' and I'm unaware of that policy proposal. How could the party of bums under bridges with bottles of booze, welfare recipients and the working class afford to compete with the 'rich Republicans' if they were not financed by bankers, insurance, Wall Street, Hollyweirdos and trial attorneys?

Did a bunch of bums get together and pool their spare change instead of buy another bottle?

Answer 3

that is funny

At a bar on night a old guy said: "Well, lets lay down and talk about it." It must be his traid mark line because I ran into him years later and he said the same thing to me. I only remembered him from that line

Answer 4

Somebody once said to me: "you complete me"

I misunderstood and shot her. Then, when I found out what she really meant, I went back an shot her again.

Answer 5

it was hot in the hall, the prof was sweating, along with us. He then asks is any one hot? that was like and he has a PHD. to teach

Answer 6

hmm someone asked me the other day..

"hey witch, are there any spells to make fat people skinny?"
i replied
"if there was, id have used it by now"

Answer 7

that they are not jealous of Paris Hilton
pretty lame

Answer 8

when you are like 7 and some feral girl tells you that they are gonna dob on you because you don't like the colour yellow...like i care

Answer 9

a 31 year old woman who says "are we not friends anymore"

Answer 10

That's why I say, "Hey man nice shot".