A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
2007-01-15 19:08:07 · 11 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROTFl!
2007-01-15 19:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-24 21:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as my good buddy larry says Thats Funny Right THere i dont care who ya are
2007-01-15 19:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tator Salad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and funny.
2007-01-15 19:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That about covers it. A very good synopsis.
2007-01-15 19:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats mean and funny at the same time. awesome
2007-01-15 19:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, sooo funny. lol.
2007-01-15 20:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by Leona 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one.
2007-01-15 19:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm LMFAO! Good one.
2007-01-15 19:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny :)
2007-01-15 19:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋