2007-01-15 17:17:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Well, I am not one to blow my own horn, but I have a lot of experience in this matter. Sometimes the relationship is all about sax, like it was with my last girlfriend; Claire Annette. She was a graduate of Reed College. You don't want to piccolo moment. Keep it on a high note. That is the key, you see. Show a little brass and tune out all the negative vibes. You just need to drum it in to her and snare her with your logic. The tuba is not the problem. It is merely a cymbal. Tell her what she wants to hear. Let it be music to her ears. Orchestrate just the right words to say. When it comes to advice, I am there for you. We have to band together.
2007-01-17 12:15:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I saw this in a cartoon once.....if you stuff a sock or small animal inside the tuba and then play it.....the pitch is really high. Let me know if you need help finding a new girlfriend.....my friend, Miss Scarlet, is out on parole for that last little incident in the ballroom.
2007-01-16 20:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should sing instead and have someone kick you in the balls when you want to hit the high note.
2007-01-16 02:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're going to break up her while playing your tube? I just had to clarify. But now that you can't play the high note, why can't you just talk to her and tell her it's time to go your guy's separate ways?
2007-01-16 01:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her you don't want to be with her any more. And if she asks why, tell her that love is an uncontrollable emotion, and you no longer feel it, so you should not hold on to her like before and she must go find someone else who truely loves her.
2007-01-16 01:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by The Answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could blow off key and say something like, that sounds as bad as us. More then likely she'll respond by saying something like what do you mean by that? and then you give her the news, we're not working out either..I'm sorry.
2007-01-16 11:23:19 · answer #6 · answered by gretsch16pc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youd end things on a higher note if you played the coochie tamborine
2007-01-16 01:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her if she'd like to blow it.
(Well of course I meant the Tuba *cough*)
2007-01-17 18:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
play the violen.
2007-01-16 01:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
squeeze your butt cheeks together and push with your diaphragm
2007-01-16 01:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by squatch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋