i was at my homegurls house and i jus got out of the shower and i was in her bathroom and she was on the other side of the door and we were talking about my ex and i was telling her abt some really freaky things we had done the night b4 and it was very detailed! and when i was dressed i walked out of the bathroom and she was no where to be seen -but her mom and the preacher man were!and they both had them rosaries in their hands praying!it was really embarrassing!
2007-01-15 17:17:08
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answered by naughty_babygurl_06 1
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damn i hate to say it but ... OK so i actually not just met this person for the first time but i actually i also just said hi and blah blah blah and ended up liking her and asked her out on a date and she go's
" so like should we be off now , is that a problem ?" and i said no not at all , so were of and this took place in lake Tahoe so i slipped on sum ice on the curve and there was a line for a new movie premiere and when i slipped the beautifully stranger that i just met laughed at me but she also slipped and then the pushed other ppl in line, it was the funniest NOT all fell but like around ten because it was so slippery but yea i don't know if got the hint or vibe but that beautifully stranger is now my beloved fionsai
2007-01-16 01:23:11
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answered by EddY 2
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In college I approached a very attractive young lady. I was nervous as I knew I had no shot. Figured what the heck, ya never know. Well, she was rather well endowed and as I neared her I stole a quick glance down..snuck a peak...tripped on a crack in the sidewalk and went head first in to her chest.
Needless to say that was all the far I got with her.
2007-01-16 01:11:56
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answered by Griff 5
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When I was introduced to a new client named Miss. Best, I took her hand an politely said " I so glad to see you Miss. Breast." I might add she had on a very low cut top with the most perfect ta Ta's I ever saw..*
2007-01-16 01:21:09
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answered by Les Gramps 5
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I missed a step when I was walking of my neighbors front steps and almost fell. I laughed. I couldn't help it. He laughed too. In the end it didn't matter tho, he asked me on a date about two weeks later.
2007-01-16 01:13:10
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answered by ak8032704 2
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Introduced myself using my pre-marriage name...in front of my husband, who nearly died laughing at me. We'd been married about a week at the time.
2007-01-16 01:10:50
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answered by Baby'sMom 7
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the first time i met my now husband...was i had a real bad stomack..id travelled 500 miles to meet him...i got in his car...and farted...it was a SBD..(SILENT BUT DEADLY)...WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER...HE SAID...PHEEEWWWWWWWWWWW..i apolagised for letting of that evil smell..we had to stop the car and get out...man it was bad...i blame the airplane food !!! it didnt put him off though...we been married 5 years now!!!lol
2007-01-16 01:10:51
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answered by free-spirit 5
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Getting out of the water & my top was down.
2007-01-16 01:09:30
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answered by daljack -a girl 7
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I'd say "that's gay, or your a fag" in front of this girl that turned out to be really gay, and I had no clue.
2007-01-16 01:08:47
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answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6
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i told a girl that when shes tired of howling her *** out now she wants to tell me to discipline myself ,so a sort of telling her to piss offfffff.and all the class burst out of laughter
2007-01-16 01:12:42
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answered by KATEL 3
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