a drunken penguin, a constipated pigeon, or a constantly-farting cow?
2007-01-15 14:52:25 · 23 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Of those 3, I'll take the penguin. My husband's constipated and my cats fart, so I'd like the novelty.
2007-01-15 15:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The penguin hands down, that would be freakin' funny. The pigeon would be pretty funny, but he wouldn't enjoy the experience much, and as for the cow, we're polluting the atmosphere enough as it is!
2007-01-15 15:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A drunken penguin would be fun but he'll die here.
So I'd choose the farting cow. I don't get around him much anyway so I wouldn't be bothered.
2007-01-15 15:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The penguin sounds fun
2007-01-15 14:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll take the penguin because then I would have a true drunken buddy.
2007-01-15 14:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by taker_of_souls 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drunken penguin would make for good laughs.
2007-01-15 14:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a drunken penguin
2007-01-15 14:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by GOTHIC_SANNIN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a drunken penguin
2007-01-15 14:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll know what to do the drunk so I'll be happy to choose the penguin and leave the other 2 in the bathroom.
2007-01-15 16:46:20 · answer #9 · answered by 21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drunken penguin sounds fun as long as it doesn't yack all over the place.
2007-01-15 15:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋