If you happened to catch this NAKED moment of mine, what could you have said or done to make me blush most?

Question

It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.

My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!

Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.

If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?

Answer 1

vomit.

Answer 2

Thank God you are still alive...many people have been attacked by fire ants and didn't survive from all the stings, they just stood there trying to fend off the ants as they swarmed all over their bodies.....your quick thinking...by stripping off your clothes as they swarmed and getting as far away probably saved your life....

Answer 3

I would probably have started singing that old Ray Stevens song,
"The Streak"

Here he comes boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes boogie-dy. boogie-dy
And he ain't wearing no clothes

Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's going to give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

Of course that would be after I recovered~from the shock!!

Answer 4

If I were driving by, I'd offer you a ride home and let you cover up with my jacket.

But then on the way I'd say "So, was the young man that bad at it or did you just see what he had and run away scared?

Answer 5

maybe asked you "how much?"....