It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.
My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!
Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.
If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?
2007-01-15 14:34:17 · 13 answers · asked by brian 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would accelerate, and just as I passed you, I would open the car door and send your nekkid little self rolling into the bushes and brambles and stickers. Then I would call the ambulance to have them deal with you. Much like I did the last 2 or 3 times you posted this.
2007-01-15 14:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean nobody was there? I was over behind the treeline with a hipower spotting scope! Did you know you didn't wipe good the last time you used the toilet? Didn't your Momma ever tell you to double check, and rub and sniff?
2007-01-15 22:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by Dalton K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this exact story before. Was it you?
I would say,"Someone has good genes" Just kidding, but it would make me blush. I really wouldn't say that. Sounds like i was gay, and liked what I saw.
2007-01-15 22:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by Donovan G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nowdays walking around naked is the most natural thing ever,everyone likes some attention so thats totally normal,and i wouldnt bother trying to look
2007-01-15 22:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by e_s_p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa baby!
2007-01-15 22:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by Me...Cat Tyson?? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is SO OLD! i've seen this 4 times already. STOP ASKING!
2007-01-15 22:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by Konrad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lay on the horn and yell out the window "NICE @SS!!"
2007-01-15 22:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is it? Are you a boy or girl?
2007-01-15 22:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to be honest I probably would have laughed
2007-01-15 22:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by ericaofgordon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you lose more weight jogging this way
2007-01-15 22:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋