Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.
One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.
Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.
The Soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."
"No problem," said the Soldier, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, the Marine picked up the Soldier's shoe and spit in it. When the Soldier returned with the coke, the Marine in the middle seat said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Marine picked up the soldier's other shoe and spit in it. The Soldier returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the short flight to Houston.
As the plane was landing, the Soldier slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
2007-01-15 14:25:31 · 14 answers · asked by Charisma 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"How long must this go on?" the Soldier asked.
"This fighting between our services? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"
oh and before you say anything my hubbys in the marines and we have tons of friends in the army
and Decadence, hubbys still not here yet. I am going crazy
2007-01-15 14:26:47 · update #1
so many words... can't take... much more... feeling... tired....save yourselves.......................................uhhhhhhhhh..........
2007-01-15 17:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that one made my day ha,ha . I have a younger brother who is an ex-marine and I'm ex navy so I can't wait to pass this on , I may substitute soldier for sailor just for his benefit , this is great thanks again !
2007-01-15 22:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read too quick I did not catch the peeing in cokes lmao--He will be back soon.
2007-01-15 22:29:46 · answer #3 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny U just tickled me pink
2007-01-15 22:33:15 · answer #4 · answered by canuticklemepink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peeing in cokes...OMG I am peein in pants now! LOL
2007-01-15 22:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha - ha, heard it before but it's still very funny.
2007-01-15 22:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hhahahahahhahahahaha. lol! yes I love the funny jokes!
Roxygurl
2007-01-15 22:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a waste of Q&A space.
2007-01-15 22:29:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute, never heard that one
2007-01-15 22:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very nice.....I have not laughed all day, now I have. Thank you.
2007-01-15 22:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
2007-01-15 22:29:42 · answer #11 · answered by asianator14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋