You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.
You think the Bud Bowl is real.
Your dog goes "oink!"
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
You know how to milk a goat.
Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.
Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.
You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside.
Turning on your lights involves pulling a string.
You have a refrigerator just for beer.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
Your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
You've ever worn cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.
You think the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.
The most common phrase heard in your house is, "Somebody go jiggle the handle."
You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.
2007-01-15 14:13:48 · 43 answers · asked by Charisma 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have a headache no thumbs down please
2007-01-15 14:18:06 · update #1
Yes. Absolutely honey!
Where's your hubby???
2007-01-15 14:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Redneck woman, born in south Mississippi, and I love every minute of it. Are Rednecks stupid? No...we just know how to act that way while fooling all the "Redneck Wannabees". I hold a college degree, and am a medical professional. I wouldn't trade my life for anything. And, no, I don't get upset at the jokes. I love redneck jokes almost as much as I love a good blonde joke!!!
2007-01-15 14:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Kiddo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, what's wrong with rednecks??
Part of those do apply to me.
What is wrong with wearing cowboy boots with bermuda shorts?? That is really stylin'
That is funny!!♫
And by the way I am a femal whitie too, with redneck tendencies!!!
Hey, I have wrapped presents with aluminum foil and put a pretty bow on it, it is beautiful.
2007-01-15 14:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was actually in a store that had camo nighties today.
Also in a feed store today trying to get a 2 week old goat to try some sweet feed.
I have seen some sexy women at family reunions.
I think I qualify.
2007-01-15 14:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! At least 50% of those describe my husband. Do camouflage pajamas count? OK then it's 55%.
2007-01-15 14:26:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An evening's entertainment consists of a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
Toby doesn't like when I use his tree!!!
2007-01-15 14:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES, on occasion I have been know to be a redneck. By the way I am a lady that prefers driving a truck!!
Oh and by the way Robert M .........I am also white. LOL
2007-01-15 14:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is too funny! I have actually known peeps like that! Thanks C! Not a redneck but I have said "jiggle the handle" before...and I do have a shortie night set that is camoflage and says Bootay Camp...hehee
2007-01-15 14:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i reckon i b 1 uf tem ter red necks u b takin bout. iv gotsa a son bern on ma nek
2007-01-15 14:25:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
According to your explination of a redneck i'd say im 25%.
2007-01-15 14:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋