I was introduced to society at the age of 12. Now I am 29 and sick of society and want to go back to living like a wolf. What should I do?
2007-01-15 12:59:51 · 17 answers · asked by maxin and relaxin 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
My wife is an ex-feral child, and let me tell you, she's a demon in the sack, rowr!
She went through the same thing you did a few years back. Her animal instinct was so strong that it was pulling her back to the wild.
Naturally, I didn't want her to leave, so I locked her in the attic...
Long story short, I'm writing this from the prison computer...
2007-01-15 13:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join a Wall Street firm. You'll feel as through you've come home to the jungle!
Or teach at an inner city high school. It's not called the Blackboard Jungle for nothing.
2007-01-15 21:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by hawkthree 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start by getting off the computer, wolves don't use or need them. Then quit shaving, get butt naked, and run like hell for the outskirts of town towards the hills. At that point just sit down and wait, I'm sure sooner or later your lost relatives will come back to claim you...............or eat you.
Good luck!
2007-01-15 21:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by suk_on_my_glock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get cutting edge genome manipulation therapy and have yourself slowly turned into a 'wolf-man' and then return to the wood from which you came.
2007-01-15 21:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dethruhate 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Honestly if you were really feral up until that age, how are you even able to talk or communicate in human languages at all?
Most feral children don't
2007-01-15 22:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back and bring some venison with you; nothing warms people (or, in your case, lupines) up to you like a little food. (And if you want to be taken seriously, leave your computer at home.)
2007-01-15 21:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you think people are wierd about people returning to propledom from wolfdom, wait till you see how wolves react to people retuning to wolfdom from peopledom. They aren't as humored about things as we are. (people that is)
2007-01-15 21:16:45 · answer #7 · answered by Gary W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to the jungle then.
I hope you still able to go hunting in the jungle..tough world out there
;)
2007-01-15 21:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go buid a little cabin in the woods.
2007-01-15 21:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by Baby Doll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
words of advice, stop watching The Jungle Book and ask something more serious.
2007-01-15 21:08:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋