How UFO dishes are flying?

Answer 1

UFO means unidentified flying object. Since it is unidentified there is no way to know how they fly.

Answer 2

The common double oblate hemisphere shaped "flying disk" is called by its owners a Vaidorge Diapason, or Metadorge. It has two propulsion systems, one for relatively low speed operation near planet surfaces, and one for non-temporal metadisplacement across great expanses of interstellar space.

The low speed system is called Etherophasic Reaction Propulsion, and is easy to understand. Try the classic school experiment in which you cut a small "boat" out of thin cardboard, like the back of a legal pad. This should be about an inch and a half long. Stick a small sliver of ordinary soap across the back end of the boat, and place the boat gently on the surface of a pan of still water.

The "boat" should move briskly across the water in the direction away from the soap. This is because the soap physically disrupts the surface tension (molecular cohesion) of the water on only the back end of the boat, causing it to be drawn forward by the surface tension in the other direction.

You can experiment with other shapes of "boats," including a disk, and notice the effects of different shapes on the motion of the "boat." Can you figure out a shape that will tend to run in a circle? There is one.

Now imagine that there is a similar pervasive tension in the underlying fabric of space itself, that human science has only hinted at, and cannot be said to have discovered. If you are aware of this Ethertension, and know how to disrupt it, you can use it to lift and move large weights, and move objects with considerable speed and force.

There is a sense in which this could be called "anti-gravity technology," but only in the same sense that a helicopter could be called an anti-gravity machine.

The second propulsion system is that used to move a metadorge between stars. This is much more difficult to explain. It is known as the Sidereal Relative Field Seeker, and it works by taking advantage of the sheaf of torque filaments that interconnect the local fields of stars.

As torque filaments are immaterial and non-temporal, this occurs without the passage of time, and without the need to consider time, speed, or distance.

Answer 3

They aren't flying.
There is no such thing as UFO "dishes." The dishes are in your kitchen.
So are the saucers.

In over 50 years of UFO reports (isn't it amazing how nobody ever saw a UFO until governments started doing space programs, making people think about space?) there has never been a single verified piece of evidence (physical, photographic, video, etc.) showing that any of these things have ever been "alien spacecraft." Not one.

They're not real. Time to come back to reality with the rest of us :)

Answer 4

Well, no one knows for certain that there is any such thing as a flying saucer. Assuming for the sake of argument that there is, the most popular explanation I've seen for how they might fly is by some sort of anti-gravity technology.

Answer 5

Usually, someone throws an old Chrysler hubcap through the air, takes a blurry photograph, and then claims that it's an alien spacecraft.

Answer 6

It's inertia!
Billy-Bob tosses the saucer out from the barn and his brother, Joe-Bob, snaps the picture. They then sell it to the Enquirer which fills in all of the details.

Answer 7

Up, down, sideways and diagonal at incredibly high speeds.

Answer 8

they fly like a frisbee

Answer 9

Are they?? I never knew...

Answer 10

fairy dust