2007-01-15 11:02:42 · 27 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My sister's fiance told me one that his mate had used.
"excuse me, are ur parents retarded?"
(no)
"well u look pretty special to me!"
I'm sorry, that was not meant to cause any offence to anyone, I just thought it was amusing lol
2007-01-15 11:12:30 · update #1
catch you later
2007-01-15 11:05:57 · answer #1 · answered by Nixmaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-31 05:09:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The popular one these days seems to be a guy is introduced to a girl and immediately says: "Get your coat, darling, you've pulled!" - at least in the UK
(Pulled means you have picked someone up successfully)
2007-01-15 14:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in a crowded bar, lightly step on a girl's foot and then say "I'm sorry, but with size 16 feet, it's hard to move around without stepping on someone else's foot"
"Are those space pants you're wearing? 'Cause your a** is out of this world!"
2007-01-15 11:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by The Guru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a guy not chat me up but just try it on by mumbling something, when I said what? He gestured for me to lean in, so I did, and then he just planted the lips on me - Wouldn't have minded if he was prettier! :P
2007-01-15 11:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a chat up line, but a rejection line.
Someone I unfortunately knew once asked this girl out and she said she couldn't because she was taking her goldfish for a walk!!!!
Ouch!!!!!!
2007-01-15 15:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, I got chatted up by a girl in Visage Night Club in Hemel Hempstead, she said 'are we near an airport? coz i think my heart has just taken off'
funny and cheesy
also in club in Dunstable was called Roxy at the time, a girl told me to get my coat coz i'd pulled, I had just walked in the place.
lol
2007-01-15 12:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
boy: Is your dad an astrologer?
Me: Huh, what you talking bout!!!!
boy: coz it looks like hes taken stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes
what a pile of crap!!!!!! Thats the worst I've been asked that I can remember
2007-01-15 20:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Carrot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your house?
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes, be on it. :)
2007-01-15 12:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really did have a guy come up to me and try to guess my star sign by jingling his change in his pocket. He guessed wrong. I just had to tell him right there, that I was not interested.
2007-01-15 11:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by Whava 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How heavy do Polar Bears weigh?
(don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi - my name's Andrew.
2007-01-15 11:08:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋