2007-01-15 09:57:25 · 27 answers · asked by dwaynelabrosse 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
You just want to bang her don't you?
She's definitely not wife material
2007-01-15 10:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ain't happening dude! Your best bet is to find a butter face girl with a smokin' hot body. Print out Paris Hilton's picture. Paste it on a paper bag. Place paper bag over butter face. That's as close as you'll get.
2007-01-15 18:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by Thegustaffa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you have to have at least 100 Grand to meet her, at least that's what the going rate was for any Joe-Schmo to hire her to do their New Years Party. Then the rest is up to you.
2007-01-15 18:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by volkgal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just go toLa and drive around for a while I'm pretty sure she will be whoring herself in at least one corner next to britney!!
2007-01-15 23:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by cHiKiBaBe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, she is the stupidest and not the prettiest girl on earth so if u want her, you would probably have to become very popular and live in los angelas, but only dufises would go for her, no affence. if i were you, i wouldnt like her, she is a snop a hor a lesbian hooker and a dike
2007-01-15 18:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dream on, Portly. There's always a copy of her tape at the xxx store. That's what you call a date with a manual assist. lol
2007-01-15 18:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Dorothy and Toto 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to a porn shop and buy a blow up doll of her unless your rich i think this is your only chance
2007-01-15 18:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by shane w 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Become a millionarie, and prance about the clubs.
2007-01-15 18:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by theverygrouchyladybug 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
just find a glass and fill it with lukewarm water, that way you won't catch any venereal diseases but will get the same effect.
2007-01-15 18:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by ptolemarch 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
meet her first, and start up a friendly conversation, then you just go along with the rest.
2007-01-15 18:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by blingding 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋