I have been the victim of a horrific alligator attack and my legs were bitten off. Unfortunately I will be unable to drive to work.
2007-01-15 20:46:44
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answer #1
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answered by jammydodger 5
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how about,
gastro enteritis
Gastroenteritis is a very common and infectious illness involving vomiting and diarrhoea. In the UK it is usually caused by a viral infection but can also be caused by bacteria and parasites.
Gastroenteritis means inflammation of the stomach and the gut. Most attacks clear up without medical treatment, but if you have severe diarrhoea and vomiting you may become dehydrated. This can be particularly serious in babies and the elderly, so medical treatment should be sought immediately if dehydration is suspected.
You should stay away from work, and keep children off school or nursery, for 24 hours after the last episode of diarrhoea or vomiting. As gastroenteritis is very infectious, you should also follow strict hygiene measures including disinfecting toilets after use and regular handwashing.
2007-01-15 08:32:01
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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I have been sick all night and still feel awful
My cat died last night, I had her scince I was 12.
My car wont start because of the cold and snow, if you are in the Missouri, Illinois, and states around them
My child was up all night coughing and puking, so I didnt get any sleep
My back just went out
2007-01-15 08:33:40
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answered by Jade 4
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"I have an upset stomach, I think maybe it's food poisoning, I did have dinner at that Middle Eastern restaurant last night ...
I'm calling in sick tomorrow for the first time EVER (i.e. when I'm not really sick). I'm either gonna say that, or just say women's problems, which I am pretty sure my manager will not ask for any further clarification about.
2007-01-15 08:32:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Do you have a male boss?? If you do then you have to use Menstrual problems, that always works with men as they don't know how to deal with it..
For a woman use something unusual like Pharyngitis!!
2007-01-15 09:27:05
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answered by Baby 3
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Say you can't find you door keys anywhere so can't get out of the house to come to work, the locksmith can't get to you until at least 2 pm and your so sorry but its just one of them things.
2007-01-15 09:15:49
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answered by Anonymous
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That You're Not Feeling Well E.g Headache, Period Pains, Cold, Etc.
2007-01-15 08:33:22
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answered by *Dreamer* 5
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you ate some bad *** cheese last night (tonight) and it wants to escape from any available exit in your body
2007-01-15 08:58:28
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answered by Anonymous
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say u have the flu fever or u cant because ur car broke down
2007-01-15 08:55:30
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answered by Nathalie A 1
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Don't lie. Just tell them that you're just not coming in. If they ask why...just tell them it's personal. This way they shouldn't ask questions.
2007-01-15 08:46:15
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answered by Sarah S 3
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