Well what happened was I woke up this morning and I couldnt stop scratching my pubes. I share a bed with Shadow,my cat and lover but last night I saw him creeping in brothers bedroom and I heard a lot of meawwing and groaning. I looked under the door and I could see fur and knickers flying everywhere!I thought they were just playing doctor and nurse, i mean me and brother do it all the time, its quite normal. Anyway, when I woke up Shadow was in bed with me and there were crabs in my pubes. I went and checked brothers when he was asleep and they were in his pubes too. My question is, can cats get crabs and which one of them has cheated on me? sent
2007-01-15 08:00:57 · 16 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
do,nt worry put sugar on them it will not kill them but it rot,s their teeth and then they cannot bite.
2007-01-15 08:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by sarge 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i reckon you probably do have crabs and perhaps a lot worse than that. in fact i reckon some of those crabs just may have travelled north/west and sucked all the blood from your tiny brain
2007-01-15 16:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by DONNAIS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do I understand this? Your cat Shadow is your lover? All I can say is if I have interpreted this correctly, you need help -- and, sorry, but I can't be of assistance.
2007-01-15 16:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes you have crabs, and apparently quite a bad case of them too. They have obviously nested in you brain and caused severe and irreparable damage.
2007-01-15 16:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by gingajen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
go c a shrink but make sure u pack b4 u go cause i reckon u will be sectioned with ur weird bro and the cat will go to protection u fruitcake
2007-01-15 16:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by blonde286021 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does your bro really wear knickers?
2007-01-15 19:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by itgirl23 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I dont think crabs should be your first concern here! ta for the points though!
2007-01-15 17:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by Chill_Out 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are SO going to get people taking this seriously.
2007-01-15 16:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by Madam Rosmerta 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What are you worried about? It doesnt sound like you have any problems at all.
2007-01-15 16:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Mike R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes he obviously has given u crabs...
2007-01-15 16:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by lawrencecoe7 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋