Things ive learned?

Question

1. dont wrestle on hard wood floor on a blanket(u WILL slip and so will the person ur wrestling and someone will break their leg!)
2.dont run on concrete if u cant run (u will fall!)
3. when ur on a swing dont go till u know ur on the seat
4.dont stand under a treehouse if it is loose (it will fall on u)
5.if ur gonna climb a ladder make sure the person whos up there dosent have a basketball (they will drop it!)
6.dont lean backwards on a bed (u will flip off!)

these are somethings ive done and as u can tell im bored! do u have anything uve learned thats funny

moose_lover_forever u should have been there everytime i did one of these things then!

Answer 1

i have learned the hard way that when my wife says does my butt look big ..........i better........... say you look like a 20 year old queen to me........

Answer 2

Well the funniest one was to consider the gallant most
video as real. When making the sorcery of the idgets in 1991
I was dubbed Harry spotter. The s obviously for sorcer and
the s should have been for sensationalist. For when deciding
to select the course of action, one must fully reconsider where
the divinties left you off, obviously not on a Martian ant hill. I
Harry s spotter I said, would this forest of the glens have or not
have a most divine blessing of the sacred stones. Yes I said
and instantly knew that further Harry Potter would at once have
a complete understanding of the ways of blessed prayerful
magic and come right out on Yahoo, and say am I in heaven,
can I muse a bit, so I made a sight for the landing of good white
magical blessings in the event that one is in training and does
not have all the resources to abide. Yet dear Harry, one should
try, and off I set to make a most resplendid stockyard of the
goods of the true industrials of the heavens and there o yes
there within the wizards, owls, emulets and the chains of gold
Harryport most northern crown of the great accompanients a
blessed field of full glorious realty did grow. Anytime Harry a
notice of full deeds of your own schools of flourishing frulegio
might be telling the newest. Here is a short version, Glenda
crossed over to see saint trophy. He bent down as he is now
350 feet tall, saying is it you my fair lady, and she shined upon
him a blessed sword of the magic potions reciting get you a
heart, get you apart, take the hogwart of day to day concern.
He sighed and said, true, yet I sit upon a hog what next?

Answer 3

Oh ya. One of them is if your going to have sex with your partner make sure that you are all the way on the bed or else you will fall off the bed on your face. That's embarrassing. Also when you walking down the street with your friends make sure that you watching were you are going and not to busy talking to them or else you will smack your head up against a telephone pole . Ouch. As you can see I am very accident prone. If I told you more I would really be embarrassed. xoxoxo

Answer 4

Hello
Never sit down in a deck chair holding a drink in one hand and an ice cream in the other.
The deck chair collapses and you've got no where to hold onto.
The drink goes in your face and the ice cream goes on the top of the head - not a nice sight.

The things we learn

Have fun with the answers


Kind regards

Answer 5

If you have been up for the last 72 hours doing crank, don't suddenly remember to pick up your kid from school. Chances are they have aleadt called CPS on you and your in a world of SH@t when they find you. Lay low at your dealers house for a while while you work our your story.

Answer 6

dont get on a horse with spurs if you havent before... you will fall off. Ive been ridding for 16 years now and just a few months ago i finnaly got on a horse with spurs on, accidentaly kicked it in the sides cuz i didnt know how to get on with spurs and i fell right off...

Answer 7

that was a little amusing

especially the swimng and the ladder ones!!!!

1 thumbs up

Answer 8

yup!

never to take a bath wearing scuba gear

never to piss in a bottle while travelling(someone might drink it! someone in the bus accidently drank mine lol)

Never to watch Star troopers! (worst movie of the century)

Answer 9

hahaha looks like you get hurt a lot :)
I've learned to look before I sit when I go to the bathroom (you never know when someone is going to leave the toilet seat up)

Answer 10

disconnect the power before putting in a new light switch. I got zapped!!!

Answer 11

And DONT pour laundry detergent in the gas tank (it smokes)