A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left bre*st."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2007-01-15 07:30:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
A joke about a 23 year old hot woman?
A 23-year-old hot woman who was particularly hot over the recent drinking problem of her husband, decided that she would just be herself and join him at the bar. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army canteen and made the decision to drink herself silly in the head since it was Friday anyway. Not wanting to miss the happy hour and become a manic depressive and a burden to someone, she called her bartender's office to inquire exactly what alcohol would be best in a woman.
The bartender said, "Your hard alcohol should be just below your wine cabinet."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a shotglass wound to her forehead.
2007-01-15 08:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by michigan guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A joke about a middle age couple:
A man was lying on the hospital bed, during his last days. His wife came to visit him. He held her hands and startrd to rub it softly and told her that he was sorry for all the bad things he may have done, and for taking her for granted sometimes. She was very forgiving. Then he told her that he had a confeccion. He said " Honey, i want to die with a clear conscience.. i cannot hide this any longer.... i slept with your best friend."
The wife smiled to herself and said to he husband " Shhh... honey I know, now just lie down and let the poison work!"
2007-01-15 15:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by sushibabes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie like the guy who requested an previous woman to exhibit them her t*ts so she lifted up her skirt. yet I agree that some human beings in this website are both thick or don't have any experience of humour
2016-11-24 19:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I laugh till I cry!
Adieu, Miz Boons
If we meet we shall laugh but if not this parting was well made!
2007-01-16 02:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your joke was very good but I liked Sushibabes' joke better.
2007-01-15 18:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by SAPPHIRE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Okay.
2007-01-15 07:35:00 · answer #6 · answered by talker369 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wahahaha nice one
2007-01-15 07:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO Ouch!!
2007-01-15 09:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Pinky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, good one! But it's gross to think about it that way!
2007-01-15 07:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes i've heard this before, it is nice.
2007-01-15 09:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋