i was walking in in a dark damp woods, on a windy breezy day, suddenly i saw a beast with a beard, sniffing a dirty thong, the beast glared and said to me......
2007-01-15 07:24:39 · 22 answers · asked by halbeast 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hello little girl, can i help you ---- muahahahaha
2007-01-15 07:40:41 · answer #1 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
does this belong to you i think you need a shower do you want me to lick you clean? then i said no it belongs to my momma she is one dirty women ! then the beast replies wow the apple really doesnt fall far from the tree! i stand there stumped at what to say next then out of no where my ex boyfriend shows up and then we had the best threesome ever!
2007-01-15 07:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Gruffallo didn't you know?
and my favourite feast is fresh baked halbeast
2007-01-15 07:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey baby, I can smell you returned to the scene of the crime.
2007-01-15 07:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by musiclady007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lemme hold 'bout tree fiddy.
2007-01-15 07:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi love, where's your Mum?
2007-01-15 07:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by EWE ANCHOR 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
who would live in a house like this?
2007-01-15 07:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by georgie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Freud was right about everything.
2007-01-15 19:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey theres cheese in here
2007-01-15 07:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by F.O.W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey mate does this belong to anyone you know.
2007-01-15 07:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude these stink!!!
hahaha
Rx
2007-01-15 07:28:16 · answer #11 · answered by Renee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋