Once when I was at a big work party with free wine I got really drunk. (I was only 20 at the time)
Anyway I was wearing a really posh dress which was so tight I couldn't wear underwear with it or you would see the lines!
I thought, in my drunken state, that dancing on the table was a really great idea.
(Apparently there wasn't any music)
Egged on by some of my co-workers I clambered up onto the narrow table and started dancing.
Pretty soon the entire room was watching me (including my bosses)
Suddenly I slipped on someones desert and onto my backside.
One leg slipped each side of the table and my dress rode right up above my waist.
Apparently I lay there for quite a while wondering what had happened while everyone in the room got an eyeful of my unmentionables!
Needless to say, I started searching for alternative employment the following day.
2007-01-15 07:02:00
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answered by Anna 2
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I had the flu, just gotten out of the shower and was having some soup. My hair was half dried and looked like I had just been electrocuted, I was wearing my specs not my usual contact lenses. I wore a green sweatshirt and ugly purple sweatpants, and on top an oversized dark blue bathrobe. The doorbell rang and I opened the door to find one of my friends - a guy- who dropped in unexpectedly to pick something up. And oh, I had the bowl of soup in my hand. I slammed the door in his face.
2007-01-15 15:24:31
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answered by Mimi 3
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In front of everyone on the sales floor at the company I used to work for, I tripped up, twisted my knee, and landed in a bin! Not my finest hour.
2007-01-15 15:10:44
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answered by Kirsty 7
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Farting in an assembly when everybody was meant to be quiet for 2 minutes for the soldiers who died in ww2
2007-01-15 14:57:25
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answered by Kaylaa..<3 2
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i was staying at a friend's house for a sleepover, and i just had a shower and my friends brother came in and i was so shocked that i dropped the towel, reveling my chest to him (still makes me cringe) and he said 'nice ****!' (pervert!!) i was left speachless. and whats worse is that after i had to sit through had dinner with her family, with him smirking at me. humiliating.
2007-01-15 15:21:56
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answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4
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I got sacked from the shoe factory because i couldnt fit in
2007-01-15 15:00:30
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answered by man with the golden gun 4
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lol well when i was walking somegirl from my school was in front of me and she turned around and said hey and waved. so i said hey. bt then realised she was talking to the girl behind me!!
2007-01-15 15:06:27
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answered by la de da 5
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My mother asked my bus driver to drop her off at the packy first thing in the morning when i was a young child. On our way to school...the worst part? the driver said yes!!!! and dropped her at the packy on our way to school. one word....HUMILIATING!!!
2007-01-15 15:02:02
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answered by Anonymous
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i was at my 12th birthday party and my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriends were there and i planned to plant one on my current bf cause it was our 3 month aniverery. i walked up to him, turned him around 9cause he was talking with my ex-bfs) closed my eye's and just kissed him. as soon as i opened my eye's i noticed i was kissing my last bf. and i noticed he was talking to my recent bf.i was so emmbaresed i ran to the girls bath room. the next day he broke up with me. and the bf i kissed got back with me.
2007-01-15 15:06:25
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answered by AnnaVolleyBall 1
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i got car sick on a first date. so embarrassed
he was cute and tall and very nice about the "accident"
2007-01-15 14:58:39
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answered by Wicked 7
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