William Hague has been acting up again and I think it's time we took serious action to limit his mobility, at least until he can behave himself like the 45 year old he is.
The real question is....should I put him a water dish in there and a blanket, or will that be too kind?
2007-01-15 06:34:08 · 25 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
poor William, he gets no respect.
I usually put him in the closet but he has finally figured out how to escape.
2007-01-15 06:41:33 · update #1
Madam you may borrow the cage i had made for Mrs wig bottom ,i had it made for holidaying in Monte Carlo last year , you may have to take the wheels of as i towed it behind the Bentley.
2007-01-15 10:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cage at zoo and yes a water dish should be given, the rest he will have to create in the jungle like environment. Basically make him a survivor in a zoo where he is a tribe of one that can vote somebody out of the cage but not able to leave. Might as well throw in a volleyball and a marker to make a Wilson
2007-01-15 06:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by burning_glory45 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
William sure sounds like he's acting out of late. Instead of a cage, I'd suggest trapping him a freezer to cool his jets so to speak. Give the man some water lest he dehydrate though. The bonus of the freezer is that you don't have to worry about water, he can just lick the ice cubes for moisture.
2007-01-15 06:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think if you go to a pet store like PetCo or PetSmart you could find a dog crate large enough to hold a grown man, or at least i've seen some that are pretty large.
If you know how to weld, you might be better off building your own. ;) Less annoying questions that way!
2007-01-15 06:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by darciusrex 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can buy an extra large "steel puppy cage" from extremerestraints.com but it would be very expensive so I'd shop around if I were you.
Please do post a picture of Willy in his full Tory Glory (next to your name) when you get one. I am very partial to admiring men in cages right now. (So, so wrong in so, so many ways and yet, for me, so right.)
2007-01-16 23:50:00 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A parrots cage would be appropriate but a place in Chester zoo with the Apes would allow him to blend in with his pals.
2007-01-15 06:39:54 · answer #6 · answered by Birdman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have one or two smaller cages you can have for free!
He might have to crouch a bit but they'll be fine once you clean the banana skins out of them!
2007-01-15 10:04:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Phone your local zoo and see if they have a spare one.
Put some water in or you'll have the human rights brigade onto you
2007-01-15 06:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try a dog kennel there pretty big,You can pick one up at a pet store, bye a second hand one there a lot cheaper.
2007-01-15 06:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes you should give him water and maybe a little bread too. You need to keep his strength up a little for when you need him again.
2007-01-15 07:03:44 · answer #10 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋