I Had It In My Hand and I Realised........???

Question

finnish the sentence

Answer 1

my mum was right, as i went blind

Answer 2

This is the glove that probably fits
Then he came and said "who gives a s*** ?"
I said but wait this'll probably help the case
He said, "His black face is my case"
I replied, but you cant go thinking that, reasonable doubt?
He said "Hey im the LAPD, i have all the clout"
I replied, I heard that he has Johnny Cochran
He said "if i was there on the highway i would of shot him"
I said "youre wrong, Johnny is going to embarrass you guys"
A racist will ruin this case, is what i had to realize.

Answer 3

'Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.'

Answer 4

I did not need the winning lottery ticket because my life was perfect the way it was...or is it?

Answer 5

this would be the last time i had all the answers, as everything around me gradually became dark.

Answer 6

I had forgotton the toilet roll

Answer 7

That I shouldnt have been masturbating in the office!

Answer 8

I should have asked him to wash it first!

Answer 9

.....there were 2 more in the bush?

Answer 10

I needed a magnifying glass!!! xxx