Oh and promise god that I will put a BUSH bumper sticker on the truck.
2007-01-15 06:02:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You also have to form a covenant with god (very similar to that of Abraham's) where you promise to fill your heavenly guzzler with only Halliburton or Exxon sponsored fuels. After all, you supported the war, now support Cheney's bribes and former CEO status.
2007-01-15 06:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by bad_sects 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely, this is actually promised to you in the New Testament. And it appears in the Contract With America that Newt Gingrich & the Republican Revolution gave us back in 1994. The Bush bumper sticker is not required, but you get ice cream when you get to heaven if you support republican politicians. ;-)
2007-01-15 14:13:48 · answer #2 · answered by Sam Fisher 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why go for a Toyota? If you really want to make Bush proud by burning fuel go for a Tractor-Trailer. At best they get about 7 miles to the gallon and diesel cost more than gasoline.
2007-01-15 14:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Preacher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"This is God speaking..... Please support the war on oil and I will give you a new American made Toyota pick - up"
Wow did anyone else hear that.
I think God will actually give this guy a pickup if he supports an oil war.
Maybe I should do that too.
2007-01-15 14:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Culture Warrior 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but Bush will gladly give you a gun and an all expenses paid trip to Baghdad. Just hold off on getting a round trip ticket.
2007-01-15 14:10:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kwan Kong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should not support American auto makers. they are THE MOST irresponsible polluter out there. we could be driving at 80 MPG. America's auto standards are the lowest of any civilized country in the world. (that is probably the only reason that anyone supports him at all, because he says he is chosen by God. get a hydrogen car, runs on water.
2007-01-15 14:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No.
But how do you figure we are in a war AGAINST the Iraqi oil?
I think we could have beaten the oil, no contest.
2007-01-15 14:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by Citicop 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
war on oil? your IQ must be as low as the gas mileage of that truck if you think this has been a war about oil? now be quiet us grown up are talking
2007-01-15 14:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by rsltompkins 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The last laugh will be on you when you face God at the end of your life.
2007-01-15 14:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, the only person I know who can answer that is Pat Robertson. God speaks through him, you know.
2007-01-15 14:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by Jackson Leslie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋